Agent Johnson: [Whooping as their helicopter buzzes along just above street level] Just like fuckin' Saigon! Eh, Slick?
Other Agent Johnson: [grins back] I was in junior high, dickhead!
//Die Hard//
There I was, watching the Team USA v España gold medal game when a commercial break happened upon me. Being all popcorn-brained and whatnot because of iPhon…


